Long list of explanations for people I upset that I don't feel like repeating every single time

Note: aavot = and any variation of that

• "you must be a miserable virgin with nothing better to do" aavot

 Pretty much. But that's not the reason I'm making fun of you. It's because it's entertaining and funny to observe your reactions and probably because I want to show you my truth.

• "I don't care" aavot

 If you didn't you wouldn't bother to tell me, you would just ignore me. There is hardly sincerity in that phrase and you know I'm right. It's a thing you say to seem like you really don't but if you follow it with some kind of justification why you're not <insert what I said you are here> then it's kinda starting to show you're in denial.

• "you are being mean" aavot

 Truth is just a kick in the nuts sometimes, but I'm a realist. If you can't accept it then that's just more reason for me to shove it down your throat with the risk of sounding like some retarded preacher.

• "you are being immature" aavot

Really? Last time I checked stupidity, delusion and lack of scepticism weren't very mature either. And I don't see how the wish to make people aware of their flaws is immature. Would you say an artist is being immature because he's criticising society? Furthermore, if you say that because I word my sentences funnily and use "dirty" words than you are a dumb fuck and you need to grow up.

• "what gives you the right to judge me" aavot

What doesn't? As for what does, it's a cultivated sense of observation, fact based conclusions and highly rational thinking. But you probably don't even want to know what, you just asked because you need to calm your tits and you do so by doing mental gymnastics to invalidate my opinion.

• "you must have no friends" aavot

Contrary to your belief, there are actually people who are worth associating with. There are people that are not as <insert what I said you are here> as you are, therefore agreeable to. You and your friends are most likely not part of these select few.

• "that's just your opinion" aavot

Really? You know, I actually googled you and copy pasted an opinion. What? Of course it's my opinion, I said it. Of course it's what I think about you but I came to that conclusion based on observing certain things about you, not by ingesting magical opinion dust and shitting out a comment. Unless I was making fun of you in which case you actually be wrong to say it's my opinion because I never meant anything I said.

• "You just want to spout out shit to try to hurt me" aavot (actual quote by some bitch)

While I believe all humans are worthless meat bags by default and think they shouldn't exist, I have no intention of making them feel anything, good or bad. If I say something to you it's because I believe it's the truth and it has to be said to wake you up from whatever delusion you've built around yourself because I fucking hate delusional idiots.

I feel as if these will come in handy pretty soon.