Disclamers and about.

Welcome, dear non-existent reader. I hope I am able to provide some insight for you, if you do exist, but the real purpose is to have a documented version of every thought I consider worthy of jotting down. Take everything in relativity and pay it no mind, it's but the opinion of a mind plague with many flaws and imperfections. Do enjoy your stay.

I do not wish to make your or my life any better or worse. I wish to relieve things that do not exist from existence. Thought it may seem a negative outlook on life, many of the things I say can free you. Everyone is disposable, thus you are free to make as many mistakes with people as you can, as long as you can cope with consequence. There is no greater purpose in living and everyone is worthless, ergo whatever you do you cannot fail, you are free to try.
I also don't proof read my stuff.


Tuesday, March 27, 2012

XV

-So, how's suicide man?
-I'm getting the hang of it, but i'm still having trouble.
-Really, why?
-I get the theory, it's just that the practice kills me.










<ba dum tshhhhhh>

2 comments:

  1. Please master the art of suicide so I never have to read such a terrible joke again.

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  2. I would, but there is no teacher to help me in my quest. They say anyone who tried to master it...died.

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